Wednesday, April 21, 2010

What is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me "Capitalism." Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the "Government." We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the "People." The nanny, we’ll consider her the "Working Class." And your baby brother, we’ll call him the "Future." Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.” =))


Friday, April 16, 2010

Hilarious Facebook Comic Strips

Here I am posting some hilarious comic strips about Facebook... Funny to see how it has become an integral part of our lives.


Facebook Addiction...


And... There is also a cure for it...


Angry young man...


This is how they spread the infection among those who are blessed with ignorance... (if u can't read it, pls. download the image)






Making friends in social media...

Facebook in real life...

Its Complicated..


Best place to turn people's insanity into sanity...


Facebook Valentine's Day...

One more reason for breaking up...


No matter what happens...


This one is too good...



Facebook Stalking...




Facebook impact on International Relationship...


Follow folly..


FANatic error...


Supposed Social Networking...

Facebook Friendships...



Quizzed on Facebook...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Feminine or Masculine : You Decide

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.


"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil", however, is masculine: "el lapiz".


A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.


The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because :


1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


THIS GETS BETTER!


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador"), because :


1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


Sunday, April 11, 2010

A TV Interview Which Was Never Aired In Ireland....

You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter : "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said : "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired….. =)) =))



Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Butterfly Effect

This is a story about
A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.




There is a moral to this story......


In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

'Gosh...if I go down three inches

I will feel the mist

From the water and I will be refreshed.'


There was a fish in the water thinking,

'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'


There was a bear on the shore thinking,


'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches

That fish will jump for the fly...

And I will grab the fish!!'

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank

Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish leaps for it...

That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.

I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'

Now, you probably think this is

Enough activity on one river bank,

But I can tell you there's more....


A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,




'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...

And that fish jumps for that fly..

And that bear grabs for that fish..

The dumb hunter will shoot the bear

And drop his cheese sandwich.'

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,

(as was fashionable to do on the banks of

this particular river around lunch time)



'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..

And that fish jumps for that fly

And that bear grabs for that fish

And that hunter shoots that bear..

And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .

Then I can have mouse for lunch.'

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he

heads down for the cooling mist of the water.


The fish swallows the fly...

The bear grabs the fish..

The hunter shoots the bear..

The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...


The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks...

The cat falls into the water and drowns.



NOW, The Moral Of The Story....

Whenever a fly goes down three inches,




Some pussy's gonna be in serious danger.


You didn't see that one coming, did you?

Cheers!!