TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________
TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am"
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."________________________________
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....______________________________________
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
HAROLD: A teacher