Bio : With a surname as intimidating as‘Ramalingam’,Raghu realized pretty early in life that if he wanted to be an asshole he had to shorten it toRam.Yeah! That’s how tough he is.
Given to constant bouts of hysteria, manic depression and bi-polar syndrome with a severe case of schizophrenia .This mental patient should have been fastened to his bed in a mental asylum since he was diagnosed with a severe ‘penis fixation’ while still a boy.
InsteadMtvdecided to do the next best possible thing:
Put Him On TV.
Since then there’s been no looking back for this mentally unstable lunatic with a dick infatuation. Seen regularly on the Mtv showRoadies, he immerses himself completely into being an asshole constantly throwing temper tantrums, hissy fits, blaring his lungs screaming at young, vulnerable and hormonally imbalanced teenagers.
Though he would never actually stand a chance in hell against someone likeRakesh Jhunjhunwalawho’d simply chew him up and spit him out, turn him into garbage, shoveling the compost of his dead carcass which would then be used as crop fertilizer as he’d play the Tabla on the big, shiny, round reflective bald head of Raghu Ram.
This young asshole has a long way to go before he becomes a bigger, larger and more widespread asshole but we applaud him for his efforts and entertainment. Well done Raghu and keep going, you’re the 10thmost popular asshole in India!
What an asshole!!
Name: Narayan Dutt Tiwari
Asshole Since: 1925
Occupation: Former Governor of Andhra Pradesh
Bio: This veteran, vintage asshole makes Tiger Woods seem like a Tiger cub. Largely forgotten, Tiwari stormed his way into the headlines when he was shown fornicating with well endowed busty females as he simultaneously balanced state issues with wet tissues!
Telengana on one hand and Aradhana +Sunaina on the other.
Andhra by day and Viagra by night.
Governor in the daytime, Governess(es) by the night time.
Listening toMadamjion this side and hitting aG Spoton that side is all in a day’s work for this flesh and blood symbol of manliness .Soon to endorseMusli Power ExtraandDurexCondoms we wish this old timer the best of luck.
What an asshole!!
Name : Madhu Koda
Asshole Since: 1971
Occupation: Politician, Former Chief Minister of Jharkhand
A-Score: 8 /10
Bio: Described already as India’s most energetic, young, vibrant anddynamic money launderer, Madhu Koda is also an expert asshole. Yet to run out of shit, if you’ve got 4000 Crores and don’t know what to do with them, then undoubtedly Madhu Koda is the man to get in touch with.
Never known to be held down by the Enforcement Directorate, The Vigilance Commission, The Income Tax Department , The Police ,The CBI, Interpol or even the Supreme Court; Koda’s Hawala Network is so hard to comprehend that Dan Brown’s next book about Hawala is in honor of Madhu titledThe Da-Vinci Koda.
So forget about using money to build roads, hospitals, schools and getting people jobs. Maybe even sponsoring food programs for the poor.Instead why not allow Madhu Koda to launder itfor you in a discreet location like a bank inGenevanever to be found again!!
We salute you!! Mr. Koda, What an Asshole!!
Name: Rajat Sharma
Asshole Since: Present Punar Janam
Occupation: News Breaker, Host of Janata Ki Adalat
Bio :The face of credibility and the scion of modern day Indian journalism. Rajat Sharma is a stalwart. Credited with the invention ofBREAKING NEWS.Rajat Sharma’sBREAKING NEWShas done to journalism what the USB Drive has done to computers.
The Americans may brag aboutFOX News, clearly they haven’t seenIndia TV.
Whether it’s Chudails, Pralays or Kuttas and Billis, Rajat Sharma is undoubtedly the man to break it to you in news form every single day.
Astrological predictions and sex stories aside nobody covers Rapes, Balaatkaars and Khatarnaak murders better than Rajat Sharma and his team of fearless journalists.
The man who has interviewed Rakhi Sawant on Janata Ki Adalat more times thananyone else on the planet was the personal choice of the 26/11 Mumbai terrorists who called up India TV preferring them over CNN IBN , NDTV ,DD News and Times Now speaks volumes for India TV and Rajat Sharma’s incredible power to influence the masses.
So here’s to the man who created a news channel simply out of Punar Janaams and Paapi Log.
All the way from programs about reincarnation to creating a nation of idiots.
What an asshole!!
Name: Professor Arindam ChaudhuriAsshole Since: 1971Occupation: Teacher, Economist, Film Producer, Man of Many Talents.
Bio:Known fondly to his dear students as‘Arindam Sir’this brilliant intellectual canCount Chickens Even Before They Hatch!!Not everyone can count chickens but if you know anyone who can count chickens, chances are they don’t count chickens as well as Professor Arindam Chaudhuri.
Holder of India’s most famous ponytail, this bespectacled gentleman is India’s most well known economic expert on many things including chickens and counting.
Director of the blockbuster film‘Rok Sako Toh Rok Lo’, Professor Chaudhuri is known widely as the man who dares young wannabe management graduates to think beyond the IIM’s and even gives them free laptops when they join the IIPM!!
Perhaps India’s greatest exponent of the theory that if you can count chickens, give free laptops and organize quiz contests which haveShah Rukh Khansing and dance then you can be known worldwide as an expert economist likeDr. Amartya Sen.
Hail To The Power Of The Ponytail And Counting Chickens!
Bio: Sherlyn Chopra is one outrageous gal! The only female asshole to make it to our list, what men can do women can also do, she is Rehman Malik’s evidence that women can be assholestoo!!
Sherlyn is the modern day Indian woman, fearless, brash and open. In fact she wearsher openness openly by displaying her body openly for men and women to openly look at. Sherlyn has been India’s leading exhibitionist for well over half a decade now.
So open is she,that if it weren’t for stricter laws Sherlyn’s openness would be entirely out in the open!
Aspiring anorexics everywhere consider Sherlyn to be their Goddess.A trendsetter for fellow skanksMallika SherawatandKareena Kapoor, Sherlyn is also a walking storehouse of silicon.
Such is her dedication to being an asshole that despite suffering severe back problems due to her silicon implanted breasts heaving constantly; she still adds that little bit of silicon in the plastic surgeon's office every week despite the pain.
She even went a step further to get additional silicon implants in her butt, popularly known as ‘butt implants’ these silicon pads under the ass make Sherlyn’s bum go bump! bump!
Cheers to This Bootylicious Babe, Lusty, Busty and Zesty!
What an asshole!!
Name: Bal, Uddhav and Raj –The Thackerays
Assholes Since: 1926 ,1960 & 1968 respectively.
Bio: What can we say about the Thackerays that hasn’t already been said? Well, we could say the three of them are expert roller skaters and have each gotten the max score playingCall Of Duty 4on their Sony Playstations but that would be untrue!The three of them are avid bikers and are members of the country’s most famous bikers club known as the MUM-BIKERS.When it’s not bikes, its cars for these three traversing Mumbai city in their Mumbai-Cars.
But it isn’t about cars and bikes for these three; it’s about buses and trains. Buses are what they like damaging the most. Between themselves the three Thackerays have damaged more buses thanGodzillaon a rampage!
Sachin Tendulkar, Shah Rukh Khan, Amitabh Bachchan, Mukesh Ambani,almost everyone who’s anyone has faced the ire of the Thackerays.
For Turning The Cause Of The Marathi Manoos Into Marathi Manure, The Thackerays Are Number 4 On Our List Of Assholes.
Bio:If he was George Bush then Muntazar Al Zaidi would throw his shoes at him, but he’s not!!
Bigger than George Bush, That’s how big an asshole Rathore is,constantly in the pursuit of Justice, Rathore was recently stabbed in the face with a pen knife, a much bigger salute to his abilities than just having shoes thrown at him.
Known for his exceptional molestation and harassment of Ruchika Girhotra thisnew age poster boy of candlelight marches and signature campaigns was so good at molesting Ruchika that she not only got thrown out of school and saw her family punished but ultimately paid homage to Rathore by committing suicide!!
With the perfect partner in his lawyer wife, Rathore could teach fellow assholeMadhu Kodaa thing or two about getting bail and staying out of jail.
Always overcoming adversity with a smile, this media darling has also been approached byColgateto feature in their toothpaste ads to highlight that fantastic smile born out of the satisfaction of having molested 15 year olds!!
We definitely look forward to seeing more of Rathore and his smiley face in future!
What an asshole!!
Name: Sajjan Kumar and Pravin Togadia
Assholes Since: 1944 & 1957 respectively
Occupation: Politician and Religious Reformist Respectively
A-Score: 9.7 /10
Bio : Two men from different walks of life .Two men belonging to different schools of thought. Two men from different political groups with different views yet bound by a single thread .Two different men but both assholes.
Yet no two assholes are exactly alike, still the similarities are staggering.
Sajjan Kumar is completelyCBIProof even if the CBI has enough proof against him; this iconic asshole has made it his life mission to avoid arrest in the1984Sikh Riots Case.
He simply never gets Sikh of killing Sikhs!
If after 26 years there is no proof against this man then how can there be proof of Pakistan’s involvement in 26/11 Mumbai?! No wonder Pakistan keeps asking for more and more proof! Because when it comes to Sajjan Kumar no proof is necessary and no proof is ever enough.
While one is aSajjan, Togadia is a CancerSurgeon. A Firebrand, Outspoken and a critically acclaimed asshole. Like Sajjan he too is proof that without enough proof no matter how much proof is actually available, nothing can be proved against you if you’re name is Pravin Togadia.
Babri Masjid, Defending Godhra, Communal Clashes, it’s all in a day’s work for Togadia. Always smart enough to escape the media’s eye which is busy trying to interpret or misinterpret the cattle class interlocutions ofShashi Tharoor. Togadia is the cool dude known to his fellow Mosque Demolishers asthe HIN-DUDE!
A Tribute Then To the Sikh Sajjan and the Hin-Dude!
What a Couple of Assholes!!
AND NOW FOR THE WINNER OF THE INDIA TODAY ‘S BEST INDIAN ASSHOLES, HERE HE COMES, THE NUMBER ONE ASSHOLE IN INDIA!!! DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!
Name: Koteshwar Rao aka Kishenji
Asshole Since: 1957
Occupation: Leader of the Naxal Movement
A-Score: 9.9 /10!
Bio: When you score a near perfect 9.9/10 then it’s guaranteed that you are the greatest and the best asshole of the current era! Maybe the greatest asshole of all time!!!
Imagine an asshole so big that its very name unites the country. You don’t have to anymore!! He’s here and his name is Koteshwar Rao respectfully known asKishenji.
A nomad wandering in the jungles ofJharkhand, West BengalandChhattisgarh,Kishenji is an extremely reclusive man by nature.
His colleagues describe him as an enigma and a mystery. Forever media shy, Kishenji never makes a public appearance; even if he does then he makes sure that his face is covered. A clear cut case of an asshole covering his hole!
Kishenji’s actions speak louder than words. In the past 12 months he and his men have beheaded policemen, attacked police camps, set entire villages on fire, pillaged trains and generally killed a number of people.
In fact Kishenji is such a humungous asshole that the very Prime Minister of India complimented him when he said Kishenji and his people were the biggest internal security threat to India!!!!
With a wide network of friends ranging from communists toMamata Banerjeeand herTrinamool CongressmanKishenji is also an avidSocial Network Addict.
Often seentweeting on Twitterunder various aliases and poking people onFacebook, He is most often heard talking on his many cell phones endorsing every possible SIM card of every possible Indian telecom company!!
Such Is the Coverage Area of Kishenji, India’s Greatest Asshole!!