*GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN*
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece :
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain :
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel :
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
*GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN*
Between 1 and 90, a man is like India:
Ruled by nuts.
1 comment:
After 80, she is like Iraq or Afghanistan: A glorious past, Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
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