Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Geography of a Woman & Man...

*GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN*

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece :
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain :
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel :
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


*GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN*
Between 1 and 90, a man is like India:
Ruled by nuts.

2 comments:

Push Vs Pull said...

hahaha am OK between Spain and Israel #confession :p Nice one

bananacorporation said...

After 80, she is like Iraq or Afghanistan: A glorious past, Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.