Hillarious Conversation between Boy and a Girl :-)

Note: The Conversation in the brackets {}contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!

She gives a missed call to him. and He calls her back.

She: Hello!
He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru.pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi} Hi .. kya baat hai..?

She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...
He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....

She: nice song. (And then she hums a line from the son"Hum Tum")

He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr .kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen} Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nah tha ..

She: *giggles*

He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai} Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge.

He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ...}Come on! Please!

She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well

He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai} It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear .

She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan .

He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta

She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ...warna mai nahin gaati.

He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati. kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke} Hmmmmmmm

She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??

He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... ****tttt . aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi.} Great!!!!

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend hai.} Hmmmm. 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?

She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...} Dhoom Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi

He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira . koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai} Cool !!!!

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy

He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai . ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho .

He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye...Trying to make u comfortable .

She: Hmmm.

He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}Please gaao na darling...

She: Main kal gaaun?

He: {Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai} Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night... Sweet Dreams. Take care...

He: Sweets dreams to u too {kaahe ke sweet dreams ..sone degi tab na ayenge dreams .abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)

She: Hey. so gaye the kya?

He: {Nahiii... bijli ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...} Nahi jaan

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...} Match dekh raha tha.

She: Theek hai tum match dekho

He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi} Hey it's ok... purana match hai

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while}

He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing} Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....So, me waiting.
{maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki :-(}

She sings 1 stanza from the song
'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai


He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya...chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... :-)} Nahi darling you really sing well

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun} Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao.

He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahanaayegi ab ...} Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey....

He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi}kya hai sweety?

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...

He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar!! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol.} Not at all. You sing very well.

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.

He: Good Night..! {It's better to switched off my cell after this call}

=)) =))